Archive for April, 2012

Silverwolf’s Political Transformation: From Lycanthropy to Republicanism

April 24, 2012

Ugh! Ah! Oh! Jeez! Can that really be Silverwolf in the mirror? Gone is the lupine muzzle, replaced with Nixonian jowls. Gone is the graying coat, replaced with a Reaganesque jetblack Brylcreamed mane. Gone the Libertarian gaze, now fogged by Romney brainwipers. No Silverwolf is not the wolf he was last week.

For he has had to re-register to be able to vote for Congressman Ron Paul in the upcoming primary, and he has had to re-register as a Republican. Yes, afterwards he did have to grind down the two horns that appeared on each side of his forehead. Yes, he did have to replace the bathroom mirror, cracked from his having looked into it. And the neighbor’s baby started wailing when Silverwolf came in sight. No doubt about it, Silverwolf has become a Republican.

But it’s only for a few weeks. Silverwolf hereby swears to the American Public that, the day after the primary, he will once again register as a Libertarian, the only party worth its salt in America, with the exception, of course, of our friends and ideological contras in the Socialist Workers Party. (The Silverwolf Tribe has actually tried to hold dances with the Socialist Workers Party, and there was a huge turnout, but the two parties remained on the extremes of the dance floor, and no one would come out in the middle to dance. And, of course, the Socialist Workers Party attendees refused, to a man, to pay the admission fee, but we let ’em in anyhow.)

Anyway, it’s tough being a registered Republican, but Silverwolf will just have to put up with it and suffer for a few more weeks. It’s a serious illness, though not quite as painful as being a registered Democrat. That particular disease has proved fatal not only to the registree but to the entire country. But being a registered Republican is still a very serious disease indeed.

And the only man whose been able to cure that disease is Dr. Ron Paul.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww! — Silverwolf


Smoking Gunter Grass

April 16, 2012

Silverwolf watched with fascination, last night, as he attended the torchlight parade of the Libertarian Brownwolves, which prefaces their annual bookburning. As you know, Libertarian Silverwolves refuse to burn any books, even those of their sworn enemies, but the Brownwolves have no such qualms.

And so it was that with high spirits, and singing “Masters of War”, the marching Brownwolves, with flambeau torchlights ablaze, cast their copies of Gunter Grass’ novels into the annual anti-Fascist bonfire. Copies of “Cat and Mouse” and “The Tin Drum” could be seen flying through the air, along with an occasional copy of “The Flounder” to help fuel the flames. Adding a copy of “Mein Kampf” to the conflagration always seems to help Grass’ books burn well, although the stench from the combusting paper can be overwhelming to Libertarians.

The old Waffen SS Murderer veteran is defending the child-hangers of Iran. He’s still sorry he and his fellow veterans could only murder 6 million Jews, and the remnants managed to survive in Israel. Now he has a hero in the Child-Murderer and Warmonger Ahmedinejad. This is what comes of letting the Nazi War Criminals live after the War. Too bad they weren’t all executed, or chained to gurneys for life on gruel. Two appropriate punishments for War Crimes.

Now that the Grass has been burned off the shelves, there’s more room for Rothbard, Rand, and Russell. There is Libertarian Integrity in this world, and also Fascist Scum. They live side by side.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! — Silverwolf